I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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