dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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