Having a random hookup so left but love u
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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