thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Your tits are I can't wait for
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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