this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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