Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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