How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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