last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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