never play flip cup with pint glasses
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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