maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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