I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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