My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm going to jail i love you
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize