I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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