"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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