Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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