I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
