AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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