she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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