I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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