just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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