your room smells of hookers.
And success
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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