so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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