google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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