so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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