The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You've changed since you got that strap on
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
