My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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