thus making me awesome and them whores
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Randomize
