His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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