i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
we're making bets on your personal life
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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