hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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