Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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