We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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