So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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