sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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