I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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