SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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