Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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