he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Bring me that man meat
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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