She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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