Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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