You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
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I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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