If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize