Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Randomize
