I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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