I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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