I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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