David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
