if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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