You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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