he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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