Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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