sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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