id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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