So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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